Eight years ago last Sunday was the day before I got married. And that was the first (and only) time in my life that I had hives. As in angry, red raised HIVES covering my entire neck and shoulders. But here is the catch, I didn’t feel nervous. I didn’t feel scared. I didn’t feel apprehensive. I didn’t even feel stressed. I remember not even being aware of my plight while I waltzed into the church to check on the progress of flowers and tables and runners only to have my aunt and my mother yelp in surprise at the colony of irritation that had planted itself on my neck.
How can someone get hives who isn’t at all nervous or stressed? It’s called internalizing. Apparently I am REALLY GOOD at it. So several rounds of Benadryl later coupled with lots of frantic “are you OKs?” and it started to fade. And I was more relaxed than I had ever been in my entire life. As in, I couldn’t feel my arms or legs. But at least I would look good in my dress the next day sans hives.
And the next morning, I awoke to what would be a perfect day. The church. The weather. My husband. The dress. THE DRESS. I still remember it fondly, and am thrilled that eight years later I would choose it again. Because it was me in the form of a wedding gown. But more importantly, I am more in love with my husband than I was eight years ago.
Yes, I am a cliche. And I fully embrace that fact. Because at the end of the day, I am happy with the man that I married so many years ago. And he loves me so much that even though he wanted to take me to one of our favorite Spanish tapas bars and show me the good life to celebrate our special day… I chose Red Lobster.
Oh yes, I did. Keeping it classy. What can I say? And while all of you sit there and judge me for my choice, it was amazing. So suck it.




Oh! And you notice the luminous quality of our skin that late at night? That would be TIMES SQUARE. Because that is the only place that holds host to Red Lobster in the entirety of New York City.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!
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